Total Football

Understanding

Understanding begins with understanding that you can only know one thing for sure; ‘That you know nothing’, but this is not at all how we act in real life; quite the opposite. This only proves one thing and one thing only that no one has any understanding whatsoever. This world is run by our own stupidity, which is proven by the fact that we, the most ‘intellectual species’ on this planet, are killing ourselves and bringing everything down with us, which is why the final countdown of the doomsday clock has 89 seconds left. So every second counts.

You all are going to think I’m being a prick for saying…

But really, guys… We definitely need some group therapy here.

Well IAM, but that’s the whole Idea…

The truth will set you free, but first fucking piss you off. That is me scoring goal number 0 (The return of Jesus) of the 17 SDG’s from the United Nations.

First Things First

Something that we should all be aware of when doing our group therapy is that while we are growing, we all sharpen the saw, which is the last habit of the 7 habits of highly effective people, and turn our me’s into US, just like the prick Jamy did. Because, in this time we are living, it’s all about growth and thus about becoming great. So putting first things first is also done with ‘begin with the end in mind’.

The Branding Joke

Personally, I love the joke I make about our world going up in flames, and if you were all from Holland, you would understand it. Now you might not be laughing, and I know how explaining jokes doesn’t help, but I’ll do it anyway. Remember, sometimes a Joke is just that good it will make you cry… so I hope you will cry your eyeballs out.

The Believe that ‘I’ Matter

Linkin Park is going to be the voice of every single goal of the 17 SDGs, because I want the world to know that in the end everything matters, you matter, we matter; ‘I’ matter. We are one team; we are all talented, whatever talent that may be doesn’t matter as long as you use it. Believe in yourself, believe in the other person and believe in God above everything; now listen and hear the ONE voice that screams to you to listen and know that voice from deep within. Do not fucking ignore it, because it is the truth. The truth will set you and US free, but first fucking piss US off.

The US

The Kingdom of God is all about taking a fucking selfie, where all the national motto’s have been replaced with the Dutch motto, only with new world replacing the old words ‘Unity makes Strength’, with ‘We’re all in this together’, which will make us all great again. But suppose people are being left behind in the process. In that case, no one will become great, which is why America First and America First, so let the American Idiots know how to play total football, because apparently they think it’s a game played with the hands… like I said, idiots.

Lion or Panda?

The video makes it obvious what our answer should be. Weirdly enough, in chapter 13 of Revelation, there is also talk about two beasts, one from the sea and one from the land, but the question if you want to be a lion or a panda is much deeper, because as you might know, without human help, the Panda dies out. And you know why? Because the panda is to lazy to fucking fuck. So, this is the real essence of the question; knowing we live in the 6th mass extinction and not doing anything about it, we are as lazy as these non-fucking panda’s and will die. Well I’m telling you that we have to be like fucking majestic lions and fight for survival and thus for equality. I’ll just be me, because why the fuck would I want to be anything else other than myself. I’m born 25th of July btw.. ;)

The Last Trumpet

To know who is ‘Left Behind’ in this world, we need to become aware of our other teammates. Awareness grows where suffering does. We need to understand that we can only overcome our global threats together, so God has tied a red string around all our dicks, even when you don’t have one; because than God just grabs you by your pussy. Since "total football" is a Dutch strategy, we will view the world through orange-colored glasses to asses which behavior can be judged as white (good) or black (bad). To make this world a better place it’s needed to flip the script. This means that when looking through these orange glasses, we will judge differently; what we first saw as good (white) will now be bad (black). The reason to do so is that in our world, we do not support each other’s choices. We do not see things from our teammates’ perspective. This is not how total football is played, where we support our fellow teammates' choices and fill in the gaps when needed. Since Trump's face is orange as well, we start by looking at the world from his orange colored face first. (America first, America first)