
The Netherlands Second
The Best Wishes are Dutch Wishes
The Wish is not only to make America Great again, but to make everyone great again. We, the Great Kingdom of the Netherlands, know just the thing how to do it, but let’s start at the beginning, right? And create this world, just like God once did, with our words… Listen to these best wishes, they’re Dutch wishes btw, because if it ain’t Dutch it ain’t much. We retell the story, because clearly no one had ever understood the real message of God. Which is weird, because Jesus (you might have heard of this guy) explained in words that everyone can understand on this planet, what LOVE is. We, the Dutchies, are therefore pointing with our fingers at Trump, to let the world know what love is and isn’t. You can read about how we, the people of the Netherlands, have lived and acted upon our values of freedom, equality, and unity in the articles below. Because we were the FIRST in the world to legalise same-sex marriage (Or maybe second, and South Africa first). That the world got Jesus‘s message all wrong might have something to do with the fact that many stories of Jesus are twisted in the bible and far from what in reality happened. Because a Russian military guy found, in 2018, writings from Jesus himself, which was kept save in a wall of a bombed house in Syria for more than 2000 years, The Netherlands, in collaboration with the Russian Bible Institution, published ‘The Autobiography of Jesus Christ’ in both Dutch and Russian, and is now published on this website. This way we prove how the Dutch way is the Jesus way, which is obviously the only way.
Our National Wish
Our motto is like our national wish, which we export globally using different words, but the meaning remains the same. The old words were ‘Unity Makes Strength’, the new words you might have heard in the same year we changed the name of our country from Holland to The Netherlands. In that same year, we transitioned from the old normal to the new normal. Still, we will remind you once more that we have replaced all your national motto’s to the Dutch motto using the words: ‘We’re all in this together’. This is how we do it in the Netherlands. We know what you need and first we all needed a new motto, the Dutch motto, which is our wish to the world. And as you know, we, the great people of the Netherlands, have THE best wishes. It’s true, it’s a fact. (not an alternative one)
*Disclaimer: Every nation is allowed to retain its own image of its coat of arms; simply replacing the old motto with the new motto will be sufficient.
Meaning
Not the words specifically are important, but the meaning of the words is. When Dutch people beg to become second, you might think that is exactly what they mean. So let me tell you a little secret about The Netherlands. We tell the whole world that we are the most direct people on this planet. So when we say you are fat, you are most likely fat, and we are never rude to say so just because we are Dutch. This is not the secret because this is what everyone knows about the Dutch; the secret is that it’s fake news; we never ever say the real truth; we are just really fucking great at pretending we do and spreading misinformation ;). To visualize this phenomenon, you can watch Ava Max's video, which shows you what Dutch people mean when they beg to be second. I will translate for you; we will fuck your mother.
The new motto We’re All In This Together Explained
The Netherlands Second…
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America First
When you beg to be second, then you also have to act as second, so it’s going to be America First, America First.
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The Netherlands Explained
Of course, there is much more to say about the Netherlands, for example, that it is a Kingdom. Let’s dive a little deeper…
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Grow it.
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.